Football Schmootball

Football.  Ugggghhhhh.  Ewwwww…

Are Jerry and I the ONLY ones who did not watch the Superbowl today?  Jerry had the remote, and he chose several episodes of Locked Up Abroad, then Hoarders.  Thank goodness.  I don’t understand the hype with football.  I mean, it’s BORING.  Plus, it would be more useful to pay people that much money for their intelligence- not for piling up on top of each other like ogres.  All over a piece of a pig.


There are seriously thousands of things I would much rather do than watch football.  Including, but not limited to:

-shovel manure;

-wear dollar store makeup and get a breakout;

-run a marathon;

-wear cowboy boots with a dress or shorts;

-have a root canal;

-drink yak semen;

-sit in a snakepit;

-shove toothpicks under my toenails;

-and yes, I would actually rather drink disgustingly gross sweet tea than watch football!

However, we got invited to a Superbowl party, and we were actually going to go.  We really like the people who were having the party, so I actually psyched myself up to watch football.  I even baked cookies to take.  But then, Jerry got a headache that just wouldn’t go away.  It’s now almost 10:30pm, we’re watching Star Trek TNG, and he’s still got the headache.  But at least it’s eased up a bit finally.  And now that football’s over, we hopefully don’t have to hear about it anymore for a while!

Oh, and by the way, I just did a 70% glycolic peel last night, so keep checking back, I’ll be posting my results soon!

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