Football. Ugggghhhhh. Ewwwww…
Are Jerry and I the ONLY ones who did not watch the Superbowl today? Jerry had the remote, and he chose several episodes of Locked Up Abroad, then Hoarders. Thank goodness. I don’t understand the hype with football. I mean, it’s BORING. Plus, it would be more useful to pay people that much money for their intelligence- not for piling up on top of each other like ogres. All over a piece of a pig.
There are seriously thousands of things I would much rather do than watch football. Including, but not limited to:
-shovel manure;
-wear dollar store makeup and get a breakout;
-run a marathon;
-wear cowboy boots with a dress or shorts;
-have a root canal;
-drink yak semen;
-sit in a snakepit;
-shove toothpicks under my toenails;
-and yes, I would actually rather drink disgustingly gross sweet tea than watch football!
However, we got invited to a Superbowl party, and we were actually going to go. We really like the people who were having the party, so I actually psyched myself up to watch football. I even baked cookies to take. But then, Jerry got a headache that just wouldn’t go away. It’s now almost 10:30pm, we’re watching Star Trek TNG, and he’s still got the headache. But at least it’s eased up a bit finally. And now that football’s over, we hopefully don’t have to hear about it anymore for a while!
Oh, and by the way, I just did a 70% glycolic peel last night, so keep checking back, I’ll be posting my results soon!
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